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PostSubject: Best Story Yet Contest   Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:29 am

im looking for good stories homemade by our own clan =]

please write your own story and post it here on the 7th of august i will choose a winner of who i think has the best story and they will win 500k

please do no post comments on this thread only your story

rules of the contest:
1. if you comment on someones story in this thread you will be disqualified please make a new thread
2. it must be an original story and not one copied from someone else, i will check and see if it is
3. payment will be delivered on the same day as contest ends.
4. please only put one story up. if you wish to change your story then please go back and edit your first one

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PostSubject: Re: Best Story Yet Contest   Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:44 am

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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PostSubject: Re: Best Story Yet Contest   Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:48 am

Hmm http://academictips.org/blogs/funny-short-stories/

Very second story is the one you wrote. How Ironic.

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PostSubject: Re: Best Story Yet Contest   Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:28 am

so?
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PostSubject: Re: Best Story Yet Contest   Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:31 am

I made this months ago with a friend. Best story. Can't handle me.


The Great ResistancePk Saga By Dom and Tyler

Once upon a time, i was walking through the woods, and a wild Jack appeared. I paniced and tried battling it with the Charlie i just caught, i ended up losing, and My Charlie ran away.Later in life after Dom's Charlie had ran away. Charlie had been neglected and rejected from everyone. Later Charlie had decided to change genders and name himself Georgina. He is now known as the most famous transvestite. But before when Charlie had lost the battle. Jack had leveled making him even more dangerous.
Now Jack is dominating towns and villages in Asia growing stronger minute by minute.After becoming a transvestite, Charlie starting roaming around England. While he was there he started mating with male transvestites, had 4 babies and continued him journey. Jack on the other hand had demolished almost half of Asia, became obease and had a heart attack.Sadly Jack had minions who saved him from the heart attack because he had trained them as doctors and slaves. Charlie growing old. But managed to keep it through for months to teach his children special things. He had trained them and tested them but never managed to tell them the most important part on defeating Jack. Charlie had passed away from old age that day.
Later on Jacks army was growing stronger and bigger.Charlies minions not knowing what to do, started panicing and running around in circles. Jack on the other hand was feasting on babies heads, had 4 more heart attacks and almost came close to dying.Somehow one of Charlies children had noticed that Jack reacted to those Baby Heads. The one watching "Liam" had an idea and he needed around 30 orphanage homes. Jack, being the fatass that he is, came to eat the babies, but Liam's plan backfired because Jack, being smart and tactiful braught along his minions to guard him whilst he devoured 600 babies skulls. After Jack was finished with his baby skulls, he went to sleep. He told his minions to guard him while he slept. Sadly the minions fell alseep also, So Liam being that smart mother fucker he is, went up to Jack in his sleep. He stuffed 50lbs of crack, weed, and coke into his mouth, when Jack woke up he was really high, and he was craving baby skulls, so he sent 30 of his minions to raid 500 orphanages. So they did, and while jack was eating his 400000 baby skulls, he was really high and couldn't hear or see a thing.
­­ Liam had to work with his brothers and sisters for this. He called up his sister Pixelz and two brothers Menzies and Boever. Pixelz role in this was to supply the food for them considering Pixelz is the woman. For Boever he had prepared a poem to pronounce to Jack to persuade in his dictatorial ways. Boever had a great advantage on it considering he got his skills from the most homosexual man himself, Charlie. Menzies role was to find the local orphanages and keep control over it from being overpowered by Jacks minions.
Even though Liam brought his brothers and sisters, they were no match for Jack and his minions, Jack ate Boever's head, Fucked Pixelz vagina, then ate her head ofcourse... And completely raped Menzies.
After awhile, Jack and his minons started moving again, This Startled Liam because he was scared they would come for him. So being the pussy that he is, he ran you mexico to join the cartel. But Jack traced the scent of his skull To mexico and found him. Liam ran and ran but had no possible idea of escaping Jack and his minions . But then it struck him. He remembered him and Charlie watching predator together mostly because Charlie had thought Carl Weathers was hot but this time Liam was not thinking about this. He remembered the only way a predator could not see him was by covering himself in mud. He had this connection from watching the horrifying moment of Jack raping his family so it reminded him as if Jack was a predator. Liam hid in the mud and prayed to Buddha to live. After countless hours of trying to find Liam Jack had finally given up for the day. So he set up his camp on top of a mountain, But little did he know, he was sitting on Liam.At this point liam was just likeWTF DO I DO NOW?!!?!?! I HAVE A FATASS ON ME AND HE WANTS ME DEAD!!!So Jack being the fatass that he is, told his minions to get him MORE baby skulls because he was hungry.While one minion was on his way to get baby skulls, he stepped on something soft, it was Liam, Liam was scared shitless so he snapped the minions neck and ran whilst praying to Buddha to stay alive.
Jack had not noticed Liam snapped the minions neck so Liam had escaped and fled to Africa as fast as he could. But little did Liam know the more Baby Skulls he consumed the more powerful he had gotten. He had learned many new powers and especially got aware he was getting morbidly obese. Self conscious about himself he started to make changes and hunt Liam himself and let his minions free.
After setting his minions free Jack was very powerful, because he ate their skulls and their skulls were full of power.After tracing Liam to africa he finally found him, And now it was a fight to the death. Mono e Mono
Liam and Jack were staring down. Liam being trained for this and frustrated over the millions of Babies kill over this. He knew in his mind it was right to stop him. But something in his mind stopped him. he could hear Charlies voice, Charlie was telling him this is not the correct way to end this. The only possible solution to this would be to create a Runescape private server. Jack and Liam had made up and created the name for the server to be ResistancePk. But to this day it still haunts Jack of the millions of children he had consumed and it carries with him.

In loving memory of Charlie (aka Georglina) Pixelz,Menzies and the millions of children killed.


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PostSubject: Re: Best Story Yet Contest   Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:31 am

Firerune01 wrote:
Hmm http://academictips.org/blogs/funny-short-stories/

Very second story is the one you wrote. How Ironic.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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PostSubject: Re: Best Story Yet Contest   Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:39 am

guys.. its not that hard to read "please do no post comments on this thread only your story"

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